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<title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title>
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<h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1>
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This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for
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minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land.
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<p>
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Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already
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implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else
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has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an
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example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter.
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The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr.
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Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you
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care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must
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first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa..
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(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for
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The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN).
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The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm
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sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested
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in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very
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excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo
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and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept
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apart by their parents.)
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Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this
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to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed.
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<small>Copyright © 2001 artofcode LLC. All rights reserved.</small>
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This software is provided AS-IS with no warranty, either express or
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implied.
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This software is distributed under license and may not be copied,
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modified or distributed except as expressly authorized under the terms
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of the license contained in the file LICENSE in this distribution.
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For more information about licensing, please refer to
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http://www.ghostscript.com/licensing/. For information on
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commercial licensing, go to http://www.artifex.com/licensing/ or
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contact Artifex Software, Inc., 101 Lucas Valley Road #110,
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San Rafael, CA 94903, U.S.A., +1(415)492-9861.
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<small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001
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